The recent phone that I ordered has been taken by MI5 to be analysed. My religious and spiritual activities places me in direct opposition to the Church Of England and the current King of England. British intelligence have been harassing me 24hrs a day for the last two years. Your phone details on the box have been taken by them, they have possibly opened the box, have placed poisonous chemicals on the box or phone to hurt me. The phone is with DHL at their Norwich depot and I want a replacement sent using another courier. Order number is GBP112926 and the tracking number is 31547510002733. The order was processed on FRIDAY THE 9TH OF MAY.
